TOTAL CRAP

I look like crap. I feel like crap. I am crap. Just saying.

Since 4 o'clock last Thursday afternoon, I've been in bed, sleeping at least 18 hours a day. My hair is practically standing up on it's own since I haven't showered in days and when I HAVE eaten, it's basically been junk food. Which is why I've had NO strength at all these past few days. I'm telling you.... I feel like I have the mentality of a 13 year old in the healthy nursing department.

In the meantime, I had to cancel last night's plans. Cancelled them again tonight and already, I called and cancelled tomorrow's plans as well. Being sick all this weekend has put me DAYS behind in things I need to get done and that alone freaks me out. Thank GOD I finally have the energy to bathe this evening. 

Oh yeah... I'm totally craving Matzah Ball soup so maybe I'll have to try to make some tomorrow. OR.... given my 18 hour sleep cycle... maybe I'll now be up all night long in which case I can make it THEN. Everyone else on the planet btw, considers 2 matzah balls in a bowl of chicken broth an appropriate portion. Not me, however. To ME I always consider: 4 matzah balls and very little broth as a perfect portion. Plus the rest of world loves fluffy matzoh balls. But, yep. You got it. I love them heavy. Man... I'm such a pain the ass. Even my own ass.

I would love to use my webcam to show you a picture of what I look like when I'm so sick that I want to shoot myself. However, YOU'D shoot yourself were I to upload a shot. I SO don't look decent. Scarey would be a way better word to describe me.

Anyway... one of these days I'll get back to blogging. Maybe. If I don't wind up blowing my brains out, I guess. Until then... lucky you. You're all feeling jusssst fine. Which is why naturally... I'm totally jealous.