In fact... JUDGE FOR YOURSELF DOWN BELOW. Whoa... soooo scary to imagine I had been walking around looking like this. Granted the before shot was taken about 6:45 in the morning, but still... would ANY man want to wake up with this creature like woman lying next to him in bed?? NOT EVEN I WOULD WANT TO WAKE UP seeing this.
Yet... alas... I did for way too many years, I'm sorry to say. THANK YOU DR. HARLEY FOR BEING THE GENIUS OF THE CENTURY. How much do I love this guy, anyway?? Especially since I signed a photo release form which I can only PRAY will appear on every type of media known to man. Talk about a walking testament to miraculous events.
Gulp. Ready for the shots?? Uh... news flash: Maybe you should take a shot of hard liquor before you view these. They're not for the faint of heart, trust me. In which case... good luck eyeing these.
So now you TOO can be in total shock, right? Oh yeah... I so have to get the doctor's camera. DOESN'T MISS A MILLIMETER of your skin.