Man. Now THIS is a way to make an entrance to a party, alright. This is SOME dress. Or... what there is of it, anyway. I know. I know. I must be one of a dozen women on the planet who finds this dress one hell of a show stopper and believe you me... were I a young Hollywood knockout, I'd be prancing around in this dress in no time flat. Whoa. Totally sexy.
Anyway, as it happens... this lady isn't a Hollywood sort at all.
She's a British socialite. Which of course endears me to the dress all the more. Can you iMAGine greeting the Queen wearing this?? OMG. Lizzie
would flip out right then and there. On the other hand... Philip would shine
like never before.
All I know is... THIS black dress?? Totally an eye catcher. A major jaw dropper.
Uh... okay. Let's be honest. An out and out prick teaser. But to me, it can also be the ultimate
flirt skirt and personally, I love the Game of the Tease. How much you want to
bet in the end however... that this chick is merely shouting: you can look but
you absolutely can't touch? Well wait. You're right. Any female sporting this
look, DEFINITELY puts out. But I bet she's crappy in bed, so there's the
payback, all you horny guys out there. Unless of course it turns out she's totally great, in which case shoot me now. SO not fair.
On the other hand... I can't even IMAGINE what the justice system might think if... God forbid...
a woman in this dress were ever the victim of rape. Granted NO OUTFIT justifies
rape but geez. I'll bet a hell of a lot of deliberation is going to go down
before a jury nonetheless renders a guilty verdict to the rapist. But by the
same token how much you want to bet the judge also kinda reprimands the
defendant by stating "Hey lady. Pushing the envelope while in public is one thing. It's quite another to wear nothing more THAN the envelope".
Thankfully, I doubt however any woman wearing this pretend dress is going to
be raped. Afterall... not too many in the social settings where you'd find this
outfit are likely to find a man who can't control himself. Would he look?? ABSOLUTELY.
Would he want to touch? PRETTY MUCH. Would he go home and fantasize up a storm?
COUNT ON IT. But is Victoria thrilled she's teasing him?? Oh man. WITHOUT A
Which is why it takes guts to wear an outfit like this to a fancy ass
party. Not to mention the need of a fanTASTic looking body. Guts I have.
However... a smoking hot body I don't have. So basically... there goes
any chance I'D EVER HAVE of wearing anything NEAR this sort of flirtatious
come-on. Not so much for Victoria though. She's headed to a Golden Globes after party,
if I read correctly.
And... if you ask me... while all the others earned their well deserved honors that night, I am totally sure the stars are all second best to the buzz that went down about this dress. Seriously. I think this look SO takes the award of the evening. Oh yeah... in case you didn't get enough of it... here are more picts over which to drool. I even threw in an extra shot from some other evening. Some closet this Lady must have, huh??
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