All I can say is: shoot me now. What a crazy ass bullshit day today was. Oh... it didn't start OUT that way... but man... NOW?? Holy M.F. is all I can say. So get this...
I get up nice and early so I can get to the store to pick up my new iPad Air
which the salesman and I were going to set up. Yippee. Mission accomplished. Cesar had things going spiffy has hell for me and I got back home in the early
afternoon, naturally having a dandy ole time playing with all sort of items on
the new iPad. I was totally loving it. Until about an hour into it, that
It's about then that I got a call from Claudia. UH... I HAVE SOME BAD
NEWS... DIANE PASSED AWAY. What??? Diane??? WHEN?? HOW?? JESUS CHRIST. THIS IS
CRAZY!! Believe me... I was so startled I could hardly wrap my head around it all.
So it's important to know here that Diane is my first cousin. We were born
two days apart. Both our Mothers were in the hospital at the same time and she
was born on the 17th and bingo. I was born on the 19th. Which pretty much meant
we totally grew up together. All through elementary school Diane and I were best friends forever.
In high school we had sorta gone with separate crowds but that really doesn't even matter. What does matter is that as kids we spent zillions and zillions and
zillions of hours together. Playing, shopping, sleepovers, shared birthday
parties, etc. etc. We were even in several classes together in school. Get the
picture?? We were as tight as two cousins could possibly be, with our 60th birthdays being the last time I had spoken to Diane.
Okay. So anyway... come to find out yet another cousin called Claudia today
to say... OMG. I JUST HEARD FROM DIANE'S BROTHER AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.
DIANE PASSED AWAY LAST NOVEMBER!! The fact the brother didn't tell any of us way
back THEN is another story altogether but whatever. I was simply in a state of shock. I
couldn't believe this entire story. Needless to say I hopped right smack on the
phone and found out Diane passed away from kidney/liver cancer and other problems. Apparently she
had some surgery that uh... I guess... didn't turn out so great. Besides, what
the hell does it even matter anymore. In the meantime...
Just how long you think I've been a total mess since I got this little tidbit
of news?? Think: all fucking day long!! I mean seriously... it was one thing to
find out about this turn of events, but to also learn Diane died SIX FRIGGIN' MONTHS
AGO? Is that a joke? The family couldn't have told any of us THEN?? WTF were they THINKing??
Man. So after a couple more calls back to Claudia, I just had to then call Janet, who
knew both Diane and I way back when and was even some of our classes together.
Thank God Janet was home when I called since I totally needed to get grounded
As I told Janet, what I also can't get over is JUST HOW MANY OF MY FAMILY AND
FRIENDS are kicking the bucket at age 65 or younger!! What the hell is THAT all
about?? Man. I am in total shock. Janet keeps me up to date about all the kids with
whom we went to high school and way too many have died, if you ask me. It's just
all so freaky. And then...
Things don't necessarily don't get better given what happened next. In hopes
of dealing with this latest shock... about two hours after all this occurred... I go back
to my iPad thinking yippee. It would help me relax and process things a bit by
taking my mind off everything. Big mistake. Big MAJOR mistake. All I can tell
you is I am a total idiot because next thing you know... I head to the computer
to transfer pictures from my desktop to my iPad and in doing so... sitting down?
I ERASED ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FROM THE iPAD!! I mean: Everything! It's totally
back to HELLO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SET UP YOUR NEW DEVICE NOW?? What??? Are
you kidding me?? I erased everything that Cesar had done for me six hours
earlier??? Everything I have no clue whatsoever how to ever do myself??
Oh. My. God. That's all I can say. I am so f'ed it's ridiculous. I have no idea what button I clicked on in iTunes, but man oh man, it was completely the wrong one. Thus... not only do I have no photos but now I also have NO iPAD. So basically...
guess where I'll be at noon tomorrow, all over again. SITTING DOWN WITH CESAR
WHILE HE RE- SETS UP MY ENTIRE iPAD!! AGAIN.
I so wished I drank hard liquor. I
would down three shots but FAST. On the other hand, I was on the phone with Diane's brother tonight for maybe an hour and a half and believe it or not, it did bring me great comfort. Meaning: I now need only two shot of hard liquor. Talk about not being able to wait to get into bed tonight and bringing this entire day to an end.